This is a story about my own exploits while serving in the military. I was known as the Almighty BushGod. I served in the military from 1978 to 2008. Half my time was spent during peacetime while the other half I served in combat. There is little reason to tell you about my peacetime service, as most of that, was performing just training exercises. I can tell you right now, that the training does not really prepare you for the actual horrors of war